1. Always being the best swimmer on your team.
2 Having to buy Shaquille O’Neal sized shoes.
3. Ripping all of your socks.
4. When they got so long you couldn’t fit them all into your mouth anymore.
5. Never getting to play kicker on your football team.
6. Your mom telling you she will kick you out of her house if you don’t get them cut.
7. Everyone mistaking you for a girl.
8. Being able to chop carrots from the next room.
9. Looking at them and longingly thinking of all the protein your body has lost.
10. That glorious day when you turned from man to beast.