“Why is America so much better than my country?”

This blog is an Internet sensation.  Every week I receive hundreds of emails from my thousands of international fans.  Many of them want to know the recipe to mac and cheese, others want me to send them a letter describing the beauty of Yellowstone National Park.  But most of my foreign readers ask me this one question, “Why is America so much better than my country?”

Well international readers, let me tell you what makes America so great.

A Grand History

Unlike other countries, we have a history. And it sure is a grand one.  While other countries merely have continued in existence, our history is made every day.  Our history began when a bunch of courageous white men decided to represent the entire population by overthrowing a history deprived monarch, and create a new country where all people were free to act according to the dictates of the white men in charge.

White men getting it done then and now

White men getting it done then and now

In modern times white men aren’t the only ones allowed to make decisions.  In today’s America, corporations have also been given equal rights as white men to guide the direction of the country.  But we don’t stop there. With appropriate limitations, women and minorities can also voice their thoughts.

AmericInnovation!

America is just a budding promised land of ingenuity.  Whether it be automobiles, food, or sports, America is the perfect place to launch your new idea.  Some of America’s most famous inventions are Basketball, Holiday Inn, and the Toyota Prius.

American Basketball team the San Antonio Spurs celebrate winning the basketball championship of the world.

American Basketball team the San Antonio Spurs celebrate winning the basketball championship of the world.

The Rap Music

Modern-day rapper

Modern-day rapper

Kid’s today love the rap music. For over two years the rap music has been all the rage with America’s youth. You can hardly find a teenager who isn’t ‘noddin’ their head’ or ‘getting’ jiggy with it.’

There you have it foreign readers. A perfect recipe for a perfect country. I hope that you take what you have learned and apply it in your own countries. My dream is that as we unite around these principles of freedom we will all be able to one day call ourselves Americans.

 

Mission Accomplished

2 thoughts on ““Why is America so much better than my country?”

  1. Rex Fullmer says:

    You have a new fan. Add me to the thousands who already follow your enlightening writings.

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