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My Celebrity Best Friends

As you could probably guess, the overwhelming success of this website has led me to become close friends with many VIP’s and high-profile celebrities.  These people just can’t get enough of my sweet charm and striking personality.  I get calls from celebrities all the time wanting to go do awesome celebrity stuff like black light bowling or ice dancing.  Obviously I don’t have the time to respond to all of these requests (This blog isn’t going to write itself!), but I have taken the time to journal a few of these high-profile nights out so you can have a glimpse into the life of the rich and famous like I have had.

Mike Birbiglia

This is a picture of when comedian Mike Birbiglia invited me over to his house on a Saturday afternoon for a game of pick-up basketball.  Glad we didn’t get too sweaty for this picture!

Brian Regan

Speaking of comedians, this is the time when comedian Brian Regan and I went out for frozen custard.  (I prefer frozen yogurt, but I didn’t tell him because he is known for having sensitive feelings).  While we were standing in line he put his hand behind his back and told me that if I could guess how many fingers he was holding up he would pay for my custard.  Well it was a trick question because he wasn’t holding up any!  He ended up making me pay for both of us. It’s cool though, we probably make about the same amount of money.

Damian Lillard

Here I am with NBA super-star Damian Lillard.  Few people know that Damian and I attended Weber State University at the same time.  Who knew that one school could produce so many celebrities?  Not only were Damian and I class-mates, but we are best friends.  I remember fall of 2011, we were right in the middle of Professor Dahlkemper’s health class when Damian passed me a note.  “Wanna sneak out?”  The note said.  Typically I would want to stay in class and soak in all of the education I could, but for Damian, I was up for anything.  Damian made a ninja-star out of paper, and with his all-star accuracy threw it across the classroom, knocking over a mug full of pens.  When the professor turned his head to see what had happened, Damian and I made a dash for the door.  We ran all the way to the cafeteria and got milkshakes.  Damian was laughing so hard he almost snorted the whole thing out of his nose!

Anthony Davis

I am a big hit with NBA players. It’s probably because I am a well-respected basketball player myself.  That’s why NBA star Anthony Davis always asks me to fly with him whenever he goes somewhere.  He says he loves listening to my stories because they make a long flight seem shorter.  So here I am, just chilling with my pal Anthony Davis at the Denver airport.

 

Are you friends with any celebrities? (Besides me of course)  Let me know! I would love to hear your stories too!