Pro’s and Con’s of Watching the Democrat Presidential Debate
Pro: Hosting a debate watch party with your friends.
Con: It’s all the fun of a Super Bowl party, just without the fun of a Super Bowl party.
Pro: Seeing Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton go head to head.
Con: Enduring the obligatory three questions Lincoln Chafee will get asked.
Pro: Hearing the candidate’s views on Internet neutrality.
Con: Having to explain to Bernie Sanders what the Internet is.
Pro: Seeing a powerful female candidate.
Con: Isn’t there anyone besides Hillary?
Pro: Answering the questions as if they were intended for you.
Con: Law prohibits you from running for a third term.
Pro: Hearing different ideas can help you decide who to vote for.
Con: Who are we kidding? Hillary’s going to win.