Kanye West Needs Money
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Kanye West announced this week that he is $53 million in debt. Proving he actually does have what it takes to be president.
After revealing his financial troubles, Kanye asked Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg for $1 billion. Now I ain’t sayin’ he’s a gold digga…
Kanye said he is $53 million in debt, & then asked Zuckerberg for $1 billion. That’s like saying “I’m $53 short on rent, can I have $1,000?”
“Mark gives me money when I’m in need”
In election news this week Jeb Bush tweeted a picture of his gun and implied that it represents America. One thing is for sure, Jeb’s gun represents America a lot more than he ever will.
This week Pope Francis implied that Donald Trump isn’t a Christian. Trump of course was not happy about this, and said that he is a Christian. Which begs the question, Trump, if you’re so Christian, why do you want to kick Jesús out of the country?
The Pope said that anyone who thinks about building walls and not bridges is not a Christian. When Chris Christie heard this he said “It’s actually pretty easy to close a bridge.”
“He ain’t messin’ with not broke Christian”
In entertainment news, everyone is talking about this week’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy. They can’t believe that the show is still on the air.
A Wendy’s customer in Virginia bit an employee for messing up their order. I didn’t know Mike Tyson liked Wendy’s.
So much for Wendy’s meat being boneless.
