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Isaac’s Garage of Mediocrity Endorses Bobby Jindal for President

Bobby Jindal is a once in a generation opportunity to elect a president who has dedicated his entire life to mediocrity.

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Every election cycle we are bombarded with politicians promising to fix all our problems, build bridges, and returns us to greatness. These over the top promises have become so ubiquitous that we don’t even care when the promises are broken. Frankly, here at Isaac’s Garage of Mediocrity, we are sick of it. That is why we are honored to announce our endorsement of Bobby Jindal for President of the United States of America.

Bobby Jindal is a once in a generation opportunity to elect a president who has dedicated his entire life to mediocrity. When Mr. Jindal was elected governor of Louisiana, Louisiana was near the bottom of the charts for job growth, unemployment, and poverty. And after nearly eight years in office guess what, Louisiana is still the bottom dweller it always has been.

Bobby Jindal’s steadfast dedication to complacency and the status quo makes him the only candidate that we can in good conscience endorse for President of the United States.

America, it’s time to put your dreams and ambitions on the back burner and join us in supporting this great cause. But if things come up and you don’t get around to voting we understand.

 

Signed,

The Board of Presidential Affairs at Isaac’s Garage of Mediocrity

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FAQ about the Peculiar People Comedy DVD

You asked them and I’m answering them. Here are some answers to the most frequently asked questions about Deseret Book’s new comedy DVD “Peculiar People.”

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Q. How much does “Peculiar People” cost?

$14.99 (About 1/55th the price of a college textbook)

Q. What is the street value?

U.S. 5 dollars, U.K 17 pounds. Mexico 6 grams.

Q. Where can I buy “Peculiar People”?

Deseret Book, Seagull Book, DeseretBook.com, and in about 9 months it will be available at most truck stops.

Q. Will I recognize any of the comedians?

Yes. Abi Harrison was featured on The Left Field, Jeremy Warner is a cast member on Studio C, and you went to high school with Aaron Woodall.

Q. Does it make Mormons look cool?

We tried very hard to represent members of the LDS faith the best we could.

Q. But does it make Mormons look cool?

Let’s just say you’ll want to invite Steve Soelberg over for a game of charades after you watch it.

Q. So no.

No, not really.

Q. I’m not a member of the Mormon Church, will I understand the jokes?
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6 Cool Facts You Already Knew About Armadillos

Armadillos are freaking cool, but you already know that.  Everyone knows that.  I can tell by the way you are viewing this page that you are one of the seven billion people on this planet that is passionate about armadillos.  Any person worth anything knows lots of cool stuff about them.  Why wouldn’t you?  Let’s review some of the totally rad stuff about armadillos that we all already know.

Armadillo Common Knowledge #1:  Armadillos can smell underground.

As all of you know, even though armadillos are basically blind and deaf, they get around really well because their sense of smell is incredible! They can even smell what’s happening in the ground under them. Their smell is so good they can smell when somebody is a faker and is only pretending to love armadillos!

Armadillo Common Knowledge #2:  Armadillos almost never get ran over.

Armadillos are so boss that when they get scared they jump in the air, often as high as four feet!  This makes it almost impossible for them to get ran over by a car. They are usually instead hit by fenders.  I must have killed at least 50 armadillos this way.  It’s so cool!

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An armadillo jumps from the treacherous jaws of a car’s tires to the safety embrace of my front bumper.

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