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7 Secrets to Managing an Efficient Family

Raising a family in today’s world is tough.  Money is stretched between bills and more bills.  So much time is spent at work that it seems nearly impossible to find good quality family time.  How is a family supposed to navigate all of the responsibilities and demands of a modern society?  Well look no further than this comprehensive list.  It is sure to contain all of the answers to help your family out.

1. Quit using toilet paper.  Not using toilet paper can save a family an average of $25 per year!  Just think what you could do with the money you’ll be saving!

2. Live next door to someone who has a garden.  As long as you leave a nibbled carrot behind, they will assume a rabbit stole their vegetables. Continue reading

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Pros and Cons of Attending the Sundance Film Festival

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The Sundance Film Festival is once again upon us.  For over 30 years The Sundance Film Festival has been attracting top rate independent movies and actors to Utah.  In honor of the occasion, let’s take a look at the Pros and Cons of attending the Sundance Film Festival.

 

Pro: Getting to ski in Park City, Utah.

Con:  Getting laughed at by a bunch of snotty rich kids as you struggle to stand up with skis on.

Pro: Seeing your favorite celebrities around town.

Con:  Using a public bathroom after Jack Black has destroyed it.

Pro: Seeing new independent films.

Con: Realizing you paid 20 dollars to watch an actor you’ve never heard of walk around in the woods naked for 2 hours.

Pro:  Enjoying the beautiful Utah landscape. Continue reading

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6 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Aren’t Mormon

 

In recent years Mormon celebrities like Mitt Romney have been the spotlight of attention.  But did you know that there are celebrities that aren’t Mormon? Here is a list of 6 celebrities that you didn’t know weren’t Mormon that will blow you away.

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John Stockton

Even though a street near Mormon headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah is named after him, former Jazz basketball player John Stockton is not Mormon. From 1984 to 2003 John Stockton was the only 6’1” white guy in Salt Lake City who wasn’t Mormon.

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Jim Gaffigan

Comedian Jim Gaffigan is often mistaken as a Mormon because he has five children and a passion for overeating. Jim Gaffigan Continue reading

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Secret’s of Cuddling Revealed

I get lots of fan mail. Most of it is people expressing their love for my incredible blog. Although those letters get monotonous, I am grateful for them. I also often get letters asking for relationship advice, something I am an expert in.

Question: “Isaac, how can I make my husband as great as you?”

Answer: Buying him a pair of khaki shorts is a great place to start.

Question: “Isaac, why won’t my husband watch The Bachelor with me?”

Answer: Because it’s lame.

But last week I received a letter asking a question that I feel deserves public attention.

Question: “Isaac, I love cuddling with you at night, but it seems like we rarely are both in the mood to cuddle on the same night. How come?”

Great question anonymous reader!

You see, the husband and wife cuddling relationship is very complex. Continue reading

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6 Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About Hanukkah

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Although Hanukkah is a festive holiday celebrated by millions of people all over the world, not many people know the true meaning of the holiday.  To help you out, here are six amazing facts that you didn’t know about Hanukkah.

-Hanukkah can trace its origins back to an Adam Sandler Saturday Night Live skit from 1994.

-Jews make up 2% of the United States population, and 40% of television characters.

-Despite tireless pleas from military diplomats, Hanukkah has kept strict neutrality in the War on Christmas.

-Contrary to belief, Hanukkah is not the Jewish Independence Day. Rather it commemorates the Israelite victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla.

-Just because Hanukkah is a lunar holiday, does not mean it takes place on the moon.

-Miley Cyrus was originally supposed to play a Jewish character named Hanukkah Montana. The name ended up being changed due to copyright issues.

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My Celebrity Best Friends

As you could probably guess, the overwhelming success of this website has led me to become close friends with many VIP’s and high-profile celebrities.  These people just can’t get enough of my sweet charm and striking personality.  I get calls from celebrities all the time wanting to go do awesome celebrity stuff like black light bowling or ice dancing.  Obviously I don’t have the time to respond to all of these requests (This blog isn’t going to write itself!), but I have taken the time to journal a few of these high-profile nights out so you can have a glimpse into the life of the rich and famous like I have had.

Mike Birbiglia

This is a picture of when comedian Mike Birbiglia invited me over to his house on a Saturday afternoon for a game of pick-up basketball.  Glad we didn’t get too sweaty for this picture!

Brian Regan

Speaking of comedians, this is the time when comedian Brian Regan and I went out for frozen custard.  (I prefer frozen yogurt, but I didn’t tell him because he is known for having sensitive feelings).  Continue reading