Producers of the show Grey’s Anatomy claim the next episode will be one of the best ever. When asked if they were excited viewers said “Is that show still on?”
Scientists at the University of Wisconsin have been working on making music for cats, indicating that science has already made every relevant discovery that will ever be made.
A 905 foot drug smuggling tunnel was found in the basement of a home on the Arizona border. The interesting thing was the tunnel led to Colorado.
Welcome to Arizona, you better have the goods.
A couple in New York recently celebrated 82 years of marriage. When asked if he still loved his wife after 82 years the husband said “Who?”
Taylor Swift was quoted saying that she will be a single cat lady when she is 30, which means that in a few years we can look forward to some great cat breakup songs.
This week a home in Florida had $18,000 worth of nickels stolen from it. Cops are asking citizens to keep an eye out for someone carrying 306,000 nickels.
Bonus Questions (2 points each)
Did anyone else think it was odd that Benjamin Netanyahu’s visit to America just happened to coincide with free Pancake Day at IHOP?
Also, did anyone else think it was weird that Russell Brand made an anti-pornography video while he was naked?
