Lucky Charms
Featuring Josh Fonokalafi
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This week General Mills announced that they will be removing artificial flavors from Lucky Charms. Now kids can enjoy the natural flavors of horseshoes and balloons.
General Mills said they are removing artificial ingredients from cereal because they are known to cause behavior changes in kids, namely kids willingly eating food.
Universal Studios opened a “Fast and the Furious” themed ride this week. You can tell the ride is Fast and Furious themed because every turn is the same & it’s geared towards 12 year olds.
A tractor at a Utah construction site went missing when a thief drove off with it. Police suspect the thief was trying to speed up his commute.
The Utah Transit Commission is advising all drivers to travel by stolen tractor if possible.
This week Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris were named the richest couple in music. Also, Taylor Swift and any other human are also the richest couple in music.
Vladimir Putin and President Obama ended their four-month silence this week when Putin phoned Obama. Obama was too polite to tell Putin he’s already started seeing another dictator.
Referring to critics this week Donald Trump said “They want to silence Donald Trump. And Donald Trump can’t be silenced.” When Americans heard this we responded with “We know!”
