-A conceptual artist in Chicago is preparing to spend three weeks in the crawl space of an art gallery with only the essentials an artist needs to survive, food, water, and unemployment checks.
-A kindergarten teacher in Iowa was arrested for drinking during class. To test her sobriety, the police did a ‘color inside the lines’ test.
You know it’s bad when the students have to wake the teacher up from nap time.
Here’s an actual picture of her
-It was announced this week that Apple is now worth over 710 billion dollars. That’s eight times as much as McDonald’s. McDonald’s executives responded by saying “Man, we’ve been putting the wrong kind of apple in our happy meals.”
-Former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain had what would’ve been his 48th birthday this week. To honor his birthday, I’ve come up with new versions of famous Nirvana songs to show what they would be like with Kurt singing them at 48 years old.
Re-Mastered Nirvana Songs
In Honor of Kurt Cobain’s 48th Birthday
Original Song New Version
Smells Like Teen Spirit Smells Like Bengay
Heart Shaped Box Calf-length Socks
Come As You Are Stay off My Yard
All Apologies Clogged Urology
The Man Who Sold the World Stinking Obama
-This week President Obama announced that every fourth grader in America will receive a free pass to the country’s national parks. Obama said that no child should grow up without having experienced the wonder of America’s outhouses.
